Question:Do the morning person AU lokane plz! - Anonymous
It seems like anytime I say anything Lokane related lately, someone asks me to write about it.
I’m not mad, I just think it’s really amusing.
Here’s a quickie. Based on this post (read the tags).
Sunlight beams in Jane’s eyes, disrupting a rather lovely dream about her winning the Nobel Prize and then having the after party on the beach of some remote island where all the stars in the universe were visible. It occurs to Jane that she doesn’t remember if Loki had been in the dream himself. Probably for the best if he wasn’t. She gets enough of him during the day, starting with the moment she wakes up.
"Rise and shine!"
The scent of fresh bacon and eggs hits her nostrils, but doesn’t do much by way of making her want to kill her annoying god lover any less.
"Leave me alooooooone." Jane grabs a pillow and smushes it over her face.
"Ah, ah, ah!" He might as well be cackling at her suffering. "What kind of lover and future spouse would I be if I allowed my beautiful lady to sleep in on such a lovely day as this?"
Reluctantly, Jane opens one eye and lets it stick out under the pillow. The sky outside is overcast. That sun she’s seeing is clearly magical in nature.
"Now, eat your breakfast and come downstairs. We’ve got a lot to do today!"
She sees Loki’s retreating form, misses the shit-eating grin she just knows is on his face, and fails to hit him with the pillow that she throws across the room at him.
"I’m going to kill you, Loki!" she shouts after him. "Somehow, someway, I will end you."
"I love you too, darling!" Loki answers. He closes the door behind him and walks straight into the guest room before he collapses. Though he doesn’t need as much sleep as a human, when he needs it, he really needs it.
He’ll have to let Jane know about that sometime, once the fun of getting her up in the morning like a chipper woodsprite wore off. That would require Jane learning to be less easily provoke and not quite so adorable when she’s angry with him, so there odds of that being soon are fairly low.